The Outhose
A woman living in a rural area wanted to have
an outhouse that wouldn't stink. She advertised
it in the local papers for a contractor that could
build such a structure.
After some time, a contractor applied for the job
and guaranteed that the outhouse would not have
any odor. He got the job.
Sometime after completing the construction, the man
got a frantic call from the woman, "You'd better get
here fast! That outhouse has a terrible smell!"
He rushed over, went to the outhouse, poked his head
through the door and exclaimed,
"No wonder it stinks! You pooped in it!"
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