Fart Joke: Different Type of Farters
You love the smell of your own farts.
You love the smell of other people's farts.
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
You release silent farts and then blush.
You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.
You fart at the slightest exertion.
You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
You fart and then start crying.
You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
You stop in the middle of your fart.
You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
You far and then blame the dog.
You suppress your farts for hours.
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.