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Fart Stories: The Bus Ride
A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside
an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control
himself and let loose a big noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady
and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?"
The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we
pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."
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